socalfunplaces Chapter 442 It's fucking male
Chapter 442 It's fucking male
"Only in this way can they be reincarnated as humans."
One can imagine the resentment of the 480,000 wronged souls.
However, some soldiers present still had doubts about the supernatural things. They had killed so many people, so how could they not be able to calm the souls of these people who died in vain?
What's more, they came to rescue them.
A young soldier tried to turn over a small stone with a shovel, but the stone seemed to be stuck and would not move.
The wizard took a glimpse and sighed, "Although these wronged souls are filled with resentment, their minds have not been obliterated. They don't want to be dug out. They must be afraid that they will be unable to control themselves and cause harm to the world after they are released."
"This kind of disaster can only be resolved by the gods descending to the mortal world."
Zhao Ying frowned, "If the so-called gods are really useful, why is Dali in such a state?"
She sighed, "Forget it, let's try it out. Master Xuanjin, I'll have someone set up an incense table for you, and you can just beg for mercy!"
"The common people obey the decree!"
Soon, the incense table was ready, and Master Xuanjin began to pray to the gods to exorcise the evil spirits. As the talismans burned one after another, their voices reached the heavens.
And in the sky, there was chaos.
Among the six paths, Buddha and God are located in the sky. Due to the huge power of the gods, they occupy three quarters of the entire sky.
Only the western corner is occupied by Buddhism and Taoism.
Buddhism prides itself on being free from desires and demands, so even if it sometimes feels that the territory is distributed unevenly, it is embarrassed to speak out.
Especially Heng Luan was too embarrassed to say it because he and Heng Lin were brothers from the same father.
Although it is said to be in heaven, the gods and Buddhas are in the middle heaven. The sky is divided into three layers. The highest layer is where the heavenly path resides, which is invisible and traceless. The middle layer is where the Heavenly Father resides. The lowest layer is the so-called heavenly palace and western heaven. However, gods and Buddhas feel that they are high above, and they avoid the word "down", so they have always called this layer the middle heaven.
The Emperor of Ziwei in Zhongtian was the former Emperor of Heaven, who ruled over all the people below Zhongtian.
Later, due to his improper private life, he was impeached by the gods and was removed from office.
I didn't sit in that seat for a few days.
This time he was killed by a fart, his body lying in Ziwei Palace, but his soul was scattered. The gods in the sky didn't care, they thought he was asleep.
Speaking of the Taoist world, it is closely related to gods and Buddhas. The difference is that gods and Buddhas are natural spiritual bodies, while the Taoist ancestor has been the Tao of heaven and earth since his birth. Like the Demon Ancestor and the incarnation of Luoshui, they are all conceptual bodies.
Everyone can practice, everyone can learn. Entering the door means entering the Tao, and practicing to the highest level can make you an immortal. The Taoists are scattered on various hilltops and corners, and their main feature is to do whatever they want and be a street wanderer.
Later, some heretics envied the good treatment of gods and Buddhas, so they gathered together and formed a large array of gods to challenge them. If they could not defeat them, why did gods and Buddhas have such good food and accommodation and such high status?
Just because you are born and raised, you are superior to others?
They, the Taoist people, just refuse to believe this!
So he chose an auspicious day and challenged the Protoss to a duel. At that time, the most powerful god of the Protoss, the god of war Xingtian, came into battle carrying an axe and riding his mount, a ferocious and gorgeous tiger. He appeared in an awe-inspiring manner, and his mount roared to the sky, scaring the spectators.
He sighed and said that it was worthy of being called an ancient ferocious beast!
The Taoist tribe on the opposite side sent out a young man named Li Er, who had an immortal look and a slender figure, not even as tall as one of the ferocious tiger's legs.
However, Li Er was not afraid and walked forward despite the ferocious tiger's foul breath.
Heng Lin and Heng Chen sat at the top, each calmer than the other.
The two sides started to fight. Xing Tian looked at Li Er with disdain. The ferocious tiger had already bared its fangs, ready to swallow Li Er. Li Er stood with his hands behind his back, muttering: "One Qi becomes Three Pure Ones..."
Two shadows stretched out from Li Er's body...
"Mimi! You deserve a spicy breakfast!"
A clear child's voice interrupted the spellcasting by both parties.
The gods looked over and saw a little boy holding a large bowl and jumping into the formation of gods. He walked towards the ferocious tiger with thumps and thumps. The ferocious tiger's arrogance suddenly weakened, and its sharp look froze in an instant, as if it was stupid.
The expressions of the gods were... mixed.
Upstairs, Heng Chen muttered, "She... isn't she with big brother?"
Heng Lin couldn't help but rubbed his brows and explained, "My eldest brother drove her out. She had nowhere to go, so she came to my God Realm. Now she is feeding cats in Xingtian Mansion. Ugh! Feeding fierce tigers."
Heng Chen said angrily, "That's too much!"
Heng Lin thought Heng Chen was blaming him for child abuse, and just as he was about to explain, he heard Heng Chen say, "What did little tiger do wrong?!"
Henglin: ...
Next, the little guy said caringly, "This is the porridge I made for you early in the morning. You must eat breakfast carefully, otherwise you will get a stomach problem! If you get a stomach problem, your breath will stink even more!"
The fierce tiger looked at the bowl in the little fellow's hand, which was not even as big as its fingernail. There was something black and sticky inside, and it was emitting strange smoke. The fierce tiger resigned itself to its fate and stuck out its tongue, licked it, and licked the bowl into its mouth.
Xing Tian, who was sitting on his back, twitched his lips. No wonder his mount had been hungry recently...
The little guy endured the bad breath that came into his nose, smiled with relief, and patted its nails on tiptoe, "Mimi, you are so good!"
"Okay, you work hard, I'm leaving first. I wish we both have a bright future!"
The little fellow said this, waved at Mimi Tiger, and jumped out the same way he came, like a little flea.
The two of them breathed a sigh of relief. Xing Tian frowned and said nothing. He really wanted to call a timeout. Seeing Heng Yue before the battle was too unlucky...
Forget it, forget it, he is a god, you can’t be so superstitious!
The referee yelled, "Go on!"
The two sides started fighting, Xing Tian and Mimihu were fighting each other, Li Er transformed into three ethereal forms, the battle was in full swing, suddenly.
There was a loud bang.
The whole place seemed to be frozen, and then there was a sound of "gulp, gulp"...
For a while, everyone looked at the two wet little tiger cubs under Mimi Tiger in the formation of the gods, with confused faces.
Mimihu was also confused.
It was Heng Chen who finally reacted and asked in surprise, "Fuck, she's giving birth?"
"Third brother, you work too hard. Don't you even give your mount a maternity leave when it gets pregnant?"
Heng Lin had a complicated expression. This...
The spectators on both sides have started discussing.
In the formation, Li Er's shadow returned to his body. He looked at Mimihu in a daze, then looked at Xingtian above, and thought to himself what a piece of shit, she's pregnant and he's still sitting here!
However, he was not a good person. He actually beat up a pregnant woman. Li Er said awkwardly for a while, "Congratulations?"
Xing Tian had no head to begin with. He had his head chopped off when he was fighting with someone. Why are there so many gods in the God Tribe? He is the God of War, but he still fights even though he has no head. The face on his chest turns into a face full of shame.
Li Er noticed the other party's embarrassment and tried to ease the situation, "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay~"
"This is a good thing to add to the family!"
“Although the location and timing are wrong, the thing is right!”
"What's right?" Xing Tian was furious, glaring at the tiger under his butt.
Li Er was about to speak to stop Xing Tian's temper when he heard Xing Tian roaring.
"It's a fucking male!"
Two: ...
Xing Tian finally decided to get off Mimi Tiger. Mimi Tiger was puzzled. How could he give birth to a cub like this? It was a male! A male!
He is a male!
Mimihu kept howling, as if explaining to his master that Xing Tian had never lost so much in his life. He told the referee that he wanted to withdraw from the competition, then walked away.
Mimihu followed crying.
Li Er won without fighting and was given the title of Taishang Laojun.
Since then, the Taoist clan has had a place in the God clan, and the God clan has gods who are born and raised by nature as well as immortals who ascend to heaven.
The demons exist in the human world, and the ghosts exist in the underworld.
At this moment, the gods in Zhongtian received calls for help from people, but no one responded because Zhongtian was struck by lightning yesterday. The lightning and fire burned all night, and the gods who were originally lifeless were now filled with smoke and fire.
But there was still a responsible god who flew up on the clouds to take a look. He saw a small nose with black air coming out of the tower next to it, and was so scared that he immediately went back to report the incident.
"Oh no, oh no! The Hengyue Demon Ancestor has deceived many people in the human world in order to absorb the foul air!"
"Oh no! Oh no!"
The bad news spread throughout the sky in an instant.
However, not many gods paid attention.
If there was any ordinary demon trouble in the lower world, it would still be their responsibility, but if it was the trouble caused by the Hengyue Demon Ancestor, it was obviously not something they could deal with.