socalfunplaces Chapter 2034, a brand new chapter, 'From Hammering to Pulling'!
Chapter 2034, a brand new chapter, 'From Hammering to Pulling'!
Chapter 2034: A Brand New Program, 'From Hot to Pull'!
It's not that everyone is stupid.
Rather, Fang Yun is known for not playing by the rules.
If it were any other streamer, even someone like Beast,
If he dares to say that everyone can guess the content of the show, it won't be long before he's been spoiled by everyone.
But when it came to Fang Yun, despite the fact that his live stream had over 300,000 viewers.
But everyone was incredibly honest, and most of the audience simply couldn't be bothered to think about it.
What's the point of guessing? No matter how wildly they imagine, in the end they'll most likely be outdone by Fang Yun, the sixth brother.
So why bother with all that effort?
Lie flat and swing!
Seeing that no one wanted to guess, they kept urging him to announce the topic.
Fang Yun shook his head helplessly and could only say, "Alright, since no one can guess, I'll just tell you—"
"Today's live broadcast will be divided into two parts according to time: the first half in the morning and the second half in the afternoon."
"I'm sure you've all guessed the theme for the second half of the afternoon session already. That's right, it's the snow mountain martial arts competition. But I'll keep you in suspense about how this competition will be conducted."
"Now, let me first focus on introducing the main topics of this morning—"
"I personally name this brand new show 'From Hot to Pull' (When in doubt, there is a parallel world, so please don't argue). The specific rules are also very simple."
"Next, I will randomly select viewers from the live stream chat. The selected viewers will need to provide their accounts so that the streamer can log in."
"After the streamer logs in, a comprehensive evaluation will be given based on various aspects such as the character's equipment, skill training, and pet strength."
"This rating is divided into five levels, from highest to lowest: 'Top-tier,' 'Superior,' 'NPC,' and 'Complete'!"
"First of all, this rating is based entirely on the streamer's personal subjective feelings. If you find it unacceptable, please bring it up as soon as you are selected."
"After the streamer gives a rating, the selected viewers will receive a small gift corresponding to the rating given by the streamer."
"That's roughly the whole process. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask. The program will officially begin in 5 minutes!"
He explained all the rules of the program in detail.
While everyone was still digesting the information, Fang Yun quickly picked up a bottle and took a sip of water.
"It doesn't sound complicated, but isn't it a bit... hasty that all the ratings are based on the streamer's personal subjective feelings?"
"Upstairs, you don't play Fantasy Westward Journey, do you? Anyone who has ever played Fantasy Westward Journey would never say something so idiotic!"
"You actually took Cheng Ge's polite remark seriously? Looking at the entire Fantasy Westward Journey community, if Cheng Ge is second in terms of expertise in appraising accounts, who the hell would dare to be first?"
"The only concern about having Brother Cheng do the rating is that his standards are too high. He plays with the best of the best accounts every day. Would it be too harsh for him to rate us ordinary players?"
"Probably not. It's not like Brother Cheng hasn't logged into viewers' accounts before. If he encounters someone good, wouldn't he praise them?"
"That's right. From my observation, Brother Cheng never bases his account valuations on his own performance, but rather on the account owner's investment and whether the account's quality meets the standards."
"Yes, that's what I admire most about him. Even though he deals with powerful weapons every day, his eye for evaluating ordinary equipment is still incredibly sharp and accurate. He's practically a walking, dream-like appraisal machine!"
"I think this is quite interesting, let's get started, Cheng-ge, please pick me first!"
"Are you dreaming? You think you can be the first lucky one to try something new? Stay behind!"
"Do you guys even understand this show? If you're going to rush forward, then step back and let me see what's going on!..."
The rules of the "From Hung to Pull" program are not complicated; everyone understood most of them after Fang Yun explained them once.
Aside from a small number of viewers who didn't know Fang Yun well enough and doubted his qualifications to rate accounts subjectively, there were also those who didn't.
Most viewers in the live stream simply ignored his seemingly intentional reminder.
joke.
Just as they said in the comments.
When it comes to an eye for appraising valuable items, no one in the entire Dream World is more qualified than Fang Yun.
So his reminder was completely useless.
Not an exaggeration.
Fang Yun is known for his golden words; if he says you're amazing, then you really are amazing.
If he says no, then he is absolutely 24K pure garbage.
Purely factual information, without any adulteration.
Five minutes were about to pass.
Fang Yun couldn't help but feel a surge of excitement. He turned on his microphone and said, "Alright, in half a minute, our 'From Hard to Pull' program will officially begin!"
"I'll start a countdown. Once the countdown is over, everyone can leave comments on the screen. I will randomly select one viewer to log in and get a rating."
“5……4……3……2……1！时间到，节目开始！”
Fang Yun announced the official start of the program.
The already rapidly scrolling bullet comments suddenly became even faster, as countless players spammed the public chat, all wanting to be the first lucky one to be selected.
Although Fang Yun made it very clear that what reward the selected person would ultimately receive depended entirely on the rating Fang Yun would give.
But none of us are novices anymore.
This can be seen from Fang Yun's previous live streams.
He either doesn't mention rewards at all, or if he does, it's never just a pittance.
Therefore, no one cares what level Fang Yun will assign to their account.
Even if Fang Yun personally gives it a 'completely finished' rating, it will most likely get a consolation prize.
The saying "to shoot a shot even if there are no dates" probably describes this situation.
Looking at the barrage of comments as dense as a torrential rain.
Fang Yun was already used to it. After waiting for a moment, he pressed the screenshot button and quickly captured an ID.
"Round 1 is over! Please check your private messages, 'Flying Flower Blood Night'. I will contact you to log in to your account as soon as possible."
After glancing at the ID that had been drawn, Fang Yun first announced it, and then opened his private message to send a message to the other party.
"Oh, it's all done?"
"Damn it, the comments just now were like crazy, popping up everywhere, I was completely stunned!"
"I don't quite understand. Everyone seems so confident in their account's skill level. Why are they all so eager to be picked by Brother Cheng?"
"What's there to be afraid of? Even if it's a trash account, given Cheng-ge's personality, he'll probably give us a consolation prize. Let's just do it!"
"I think it's a bit risky. They're already at the bottom, how can they expect to get a reward? There's no such thing as a free lunch."
"It's unlikely for others, but this is Brother Cheng, he's different from everyone else..."
Seeing that Fang Yun had just drawn an ID, he immediately went to chat with the other party privately to ask for the account and password.
The remaining viewers in the live stream who weren't selected were slightly disappointed, but since it wasn't a phone draw this time, they weren't too upset.
The key is.
Most viewers' accounts aren't actually that strong.
Even if Fang Yun does pick me, I'll probably only get the minimum reward in the end.
So, if you didn't get selected, you didn't get selected.
soon.
Feihua Xueye then sent over her character's account and password.
Fang Yun opened a game window and quickly logged in.
A black-clad swordsman dressed in colorful robes and bearing the inscription "Flying Flower Blood Night" appeared in Jianye City.
Before Fang Yun could even begin his evaluation, the viewers in the live stream had already given their initial assessment scores.
"Single-dyed fruit, and the weapon is the ugliest butcher knife, thumbs down!"
"He doesn't even have brocade robes. This Fei Hua Xue Ye doesn't look very powerful at all."
"I'm telling you, stop judging people by their appearance, okay? Don't you know that many big shots prefer to keep a low profile?"
"Brother Cheng hasn't even said a word, and you've all already been rated, right? Shut up already, or you'll be proven wrong later!"
The black-clad swordsman in the blood-soaked night didn't make a very good first impression on everyone.
Or perhaps it's not that he left a bad impression, but just from his appearance, his account was too ordinary, lacking any air of a master.
Fang Yun didn't care about the appearance of this number.
After going online, he didn't rush to leave, but instead switched back to the background and glanced at his chat history with the other party again.
After confirming that the character was wearing the main equipment, he opened the equipment interface to check it out.
[Slaying Demons and Weeping Blood]
This precious sword, crafted by a renowned Tang Dynasty artisan with half a lifetime of dedication, was imbued with the artist's deepest resentment after his wife was murdered by a demon. Whoever could avenge him would be rewarded with this sword.
[Equipment Conditions] Level 130
【Equipped Character】Swordsman, Troll King
Level: 130, Element: Metal
Accuracy +647, Damage +440
Durability: 44
Training Level: 6, Inlaid Gem: Red Agate
Strength +21, Constitution -3
Special effect: Sturdy
Manufacturer: Momo Da Enhanced Crafting
The first thing that catches the eye is the attribute panel of the butcher's knife, which appears in the public chat.
The audience, who had been chattering away just a second ago, suddenly fell silent.
And soon.
Fang Yun then moved the mouse over several other pieces of armor.
When you see equipment that fails to be repaired at least once, has standard stats, and little durability.
Finally, someone couldn't help but ask the question that had been bothering them—
"Did the Tang Dynasty... not change its equipment?"
"I almost had a heart attack just looking at this! This battle-damaged national standard uniform is absolutely terrifying!"
"Don't get your hopes up. Didn't you see that Brother Cheng specifically checked the spare equipment inventory just now, and there was nothing in it? Although, this should be his main equipment..."
"Is this guy just messing with Cheng Ge's mentality? This account probably struggles to even clear a map, and yet he's the first lucky one to be selected?!"
"Quick, Brother Cheng is starting to look at the baby! I wonder if there will be any surprises!..."
Fei Hua Xue Ye's battle-damaged national standard uniform was a sight to behold for the more than 30 viewers in the live stream.
Everyone guessed that the audience member Fang Yun drew today probably wasn't very skilled.
But I never expected to be hit with such a critical blow right from the start.
I thought that Fei Hua Xue Ye's black clothes were already quite ordinary, but compared to his equipment, it was quite surprising.
His black outfit, ironically, became the highlight...
Fang Yun then opened the summon beast interface.
Then, the only summoned beast in the pet inventory, the Hibiscus Fairy, with an attack stat of only 1200, came into view.
The viewers in the live stream who wanted to see a comeback were immediately silenced and remained speechless for a long time.
"1214 attack power, 108 remaining lifespan... I see, this Tang Dynasty player is purely focused on map clearing, and he doesn't care about efficiency or endurance at all. It's making me incredibly itchy!"
"Seriously, buddy, if all else fails, just get a vampire, cast a buff that's always draining its lifespan, and replace this poor Hibiscus. I'm really worried you might accidentally kill it. After all, it's been fighting alongside you and getting fed a ton of bean curds..."
"Brother Cheng is checking skills and training again. No way... this pet's equipment is so bad, and Brother Cheng is still trying to find other highlights?"
"Haha, just as I expected. His skills are trash and he's barely trained. This guy really has perseverance to keep playing with this crappy account."
"Give up, Cheng-ge, this account is hopeless. Let's just move on to the next one!"
This Fairy Hibiscus, who was so poisoned by the Bean-Eating Fruit that she was almost sitting at the same table as the Thunder Birdman, became the last straw that broke everyone's hopes.
Anyone with eyes can see it.
This account is purely for map-hunting, and it's the worst kind of map-hunting account.
Don't be fooled by the simplicity of treasure maps.
But what if your account has no equipment or training?
Even if you use treasure maps, the efficiency won't be improved at all.
in short.
This account can't just be described as lacking in highlights; it's a complete mess!
"Hmm... We've got a pretty good understanding of the situation, so let's get ready to score it."
Compared to the viewers in the live stream who were almost driven to despair by the sheer amount of trash this streamer provided.
Fang Yun remained calm throughout, her expression barely changing, seemingly unaffected by the situation.
He wasn't completely devoid of emotions, of course; it's just that when he was developing the program, he had already anticipated all sorts of situations he might encounter.
To encounter such an 'extreme' right off the bat is rather speechless.
But he felt a sense of relief.
With this guy at the bottom, how far can the others be pulled?
"Give a score? What's the point of giving a score? Just finish it and get out!"
"Manners, mind your manners! This account is really bad, but do you believe that Brother Cheng will give this guy a consolation prize later?"
"I absolutely cannot accept the possibility of winning prizes with this kind of account!"
"I can see that Cheng Ge's original intention in organizing this show was probably to give everyone a stage to showcase themselves, and at the same time let others take the opportunity to understand the current level of mainstream players. But unexpectedly, he made a huge mistake right from the start."
"I can't take it anymore, I desperately need a super popular account to cleanse my eyes!"
"If you want to see Brother Cheng's main account, just say so. Don't beat around the bush here."
"Get offline already, this account is just awful!..."
When Fang Yun mentioned that he would be giving scores, a bunch of viewers in the live stream immediately became unhappy.
This account is so stupid, why the hell do you need to rate it?
It's not even as good as having finished pooping; it's definitely at the level of being buried!
Just as everyone was urging Fang Yun to log off quickly and stop wasting time rating,
But then Fei Hua Xue Ye suddenly sent Fang Yun another message from backstage.
Because Fang Yun had set his private messages to be invisible, the viewers in the live stream did not see the content of the private messages.
Fang Yun was slightly taken aback after seeing the private message. He then immediately logged off and, controlling his character, rushed back home.