socalfunplaces Chapter 286
Chapter 286
"Su Xiang..."
"Brother, don't worry... Just pretend I don't exist, I won't destroy you." Su Xiang said.
"I said, are you a fool? Can't you see it?" Su Ning cursed speechlessly.
"I can see it, she seems to like you." Su Xiang said.
"Like me shit." Su Ning couldn't stand it anymore.
"Didn't you see that she looked at you with eyes that were almost pulling out silk, and she liked me?" Su Ning really couldn't do anything about Su Xiang, this fool.
In fact, Su Xiang is not stupid, but quite smart, but when he met Liu Yan, his IQ immediately became negative.
This is normal.
It's like this when you meet someone you like.
"How is it possible."
"She added me on WeChat to get close to you... Didn't you see that she also added you? She is shy, and she is afraid that if she adds you directly, she will be embarrassed." Su Ning said.
"No way..." Su Xiang couldn't believe it.
"She should just say she would add me?"
"I'm talking about you..." Su Ning was powerless.
…
“Ding…”
While the two were talking, Liu Yan sent a message: “Um, hello, classmate Su, I’m glad to add you on WeChat.”
She sent Su Ning’s WeChat.
This made Su Xiang, who originally had a little fantasy, fall into an ice cave again.
Su Ning ignored him and sent a message: “You added me on WeChat, do you want to find out about Su Xiang’s information, do you like him very much? But you dare not tell him directly, you don’t know if he is single, whether he likes you???”
Su Xiang was shocked when he saw this, and was confused: “Brother, what are you doing???”
Su Ning still ignored him: “If you love, just say it bravely. You are socially phobic in the past and socially phobic in the present… One dare not say it to another, and you will miss a lot of opportunities. Look… Ten years have been missed in a flash.”
Liu Yan: “…”
She sent a string of ellipsis.
Su Xiang: “Brother, she must be confused… Maybe she just wants to improve her relationship with you.”
Su Ning rolled his eyes at him.
No answer.
"Let me be frank. He is single and likes you. He has liked you since school, so he has remained single. I just want to ask, are you still single? I tell you, even though my brother only has one hand now, it is definitely more than enough to take care of you."
"Brother, what are you doing? You are too straightforward. Besides... I feel that she is not interested in me, she is more interested in you." Su Xiang said.
He was shy.
Suning said: "Stop talking. Aunts and uncles are anxious to have grandchildren, and you are still dithering here."
Suning finished typing those words.
The other party quickly replied: "Really!?"
"Is he really still single? I thought that at his age, his children should be in elementary school, and being single is really good."
Suning looked as if it was true: "See... Come and see."
Su Xiang saw these messages and was shocked: "Oh shit... Brother... It's not true? Shit..."
He was very surprised.
He was numb.
Liu Yan: "Um... I'm sorry, I don't mean to curse him for being single, nor do I mean to laugh at him for being single... I just..."
"I understand." Su Ning said.
"You two are the kind of shy and socially anxious people." Su Ning said: "I said, he is watching next to you, I think if you two want to chat, just chat directly, there is no need to use me as a shield and pass the message."
Seeing these words.
The other party did not reply to the message for a long time.
It seems that Liu Yan is autistic again and doesn't know how to start.
Suning: "Su Xiang, you play by yourself now, I will ignore you."
"You have to take the initiative."
Su Xiang said: "Ah..."
Su Xiang was confused: "How should I take the initiative? I don't know, I don't know..."
"Send him a message."
Su Xiang thought for a long time: "I don't know what to send?"
"Brother, how about you teach me... or, you chat for me?"
"Fuck you, how can this thing be a substitute, you play by yourself." Su Ning said righteously.
I am so disappointed.
Su Xiang thought for a long time before typing on his phone.
Suning took a look and saw…
He typed 500 to 600 words.
They were all messy little essays.
In the end, it even exceeded 1,000 words.
“Is this okay?” Su Xiang asked.
Suning:…
“What does it have to do with me?”
“It should be okay.” Su Xiang checked it several times and corrected all the typos, more seriously than writing a novel.
Suning thought it was okay.
His writing was perfect.
In the end…
Su Xiang thought for a while, deleted the little essay, and typed: “Are you there?”
Suning:…
He was almost depressed.
Is this how you pick up girls?
It’s a million miles away from the skills of the readers of a certain online novel author [岿然独存].It's true that all the readers of that online writer are talented, both men and women.
Liu Yan quickly replied: "Yes."
Su Xiang thought for a long time: "Oh..."
Then the other side replied: "Yeah!"
Suning: ...
His face was full of black lines.
It was simply explosive and awesome.
But it's true that watching people talk about love is simply interesting.
This melon... is very enjoyable to eat.
Um...
If Suning's current appearance was put outside, it would definitely cause surprise to many big guys: It's not brother... Are you kidding?
You... the master of weirdness!
Whether it's the top rich or the provincial big guys, etc., they are like ants in front of you...
You are simply a high god.
But what are you doing!
You are actually eating melons... like a puppy.
Oh my god...
Even if it is placed in the entire Shen Kingdom, it is an explosive existence.
...
"Brother, I don't know what's going on." Su Xiang said.
Su Ning's face was full of black lines: a rotten wood cannot be carved, and a child cannot be taught.
"Isn't that simple? If you really don't know how to do it, just ask her if she is single. If she is single, can we get married when we have time..."
Su Xiang thought for a while: "Isn't this bad?"
You also know it's not good...
"For things like chatting, just let it go... You can only understand it yourself." Su Ning said: "No one can help you."
"Okay..." Su Xiang thought for a while.
Send a message: "Well, may I ask, are you single? If you are single, if it's convenient, can we get married when we have time? I wonder if it's okay?"
Wait for him to send the message, then hand the phone to Su Ning to see: "Brother, do you think I can do this?"
"There should be no logical errors and no typos."
Su Ning glanced at it, looking at Su Ning as if he was looking at a lunatic.
Surprised: "No..."
Tired...
"You really sent it like this!"
This is fucking...
Su Ning is really tired.
I just said it casually, just to tease you, and you sent it.
Good guy... I was just so good.
Suning admitted that he was confused.
This was the first time he had seen this.
"There is no problem with the logic, and there are no typos..." Suning said.
Su Xiang: "That's good."
He breathed a sigh of relief,
Suning: No... What the hell are you relieved about?
"There is no problem, but don't you think this is not a logical problem? Are you mistaken? Do you think it is reasonable to send it directly like this?"
Su Xiang looked confused: "Is it unreasonable?"
"Reasonable ass! Which girl would agree to marry casually! You... don't have any foreplay at all..." Suning said.
Su Xiang was even more confused: "Isn't foreplay all for the last shudder? Isn't dating all for the final marriage? Wouldn't it be better if I just skipped the steps and got it right in one go?"
Suning: ...
He was really speechless.
For someone like you, if the other person agrees, I will eat my phone.
Soon, the other side sent back a message: "Okay... I have no problem."
"Brother, agreed, she agreed." Su Xiang looked excited.
Suning: ???
No... Brother!
I call you brother, you can agree to this?
Unscientific...
How can you agree to this?
Su, immediately doubted his life.
It's really out of the ordinary.
This is all right!
"I have no problem, but... You may have to deal with my family, but don't worry... I will help you." Liu Yan said.
"Shouldn't they decide on our affairs?"
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