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Chapter 98 Naruto One Fart Determines the Victory
Immediately!
The square became very lively.
Everyone was excited and climbed up and down.
There was also chatter between different teams.
There are even people from different countries practicing foul language.
A group of little brothers who have nowhere to vent their male hormones are scrambling around the girls to take off their clothes and beg for friends.
In addition, there are dancers!
Lying on the ground to peep under the skirt!
Call me on the walkie-talkie!
Play queuing up to divide fruit and human centipede!
Anyway, whatever...
Among them, Naruto and Kazuya shouted the most fiercely, and they were scolding candidates from Yunnin Village.
"Second Battalion Commander, where's your fucking Italian cannon? Pull it up for me!"
Only Sasuke is the calmest.
No matter how scolded, teased, or kissed, he stood motionless in a military posture, like an emotionless killer.
He silently watched the strange actions of others, and sneered.
"A bunch of unqualified idiots."
Moonlight Gale quickly maintained order.
"Quality, pay attention to quality, ahem..."
Jun Ikeno suddenly remembered Lu Benwei Square...
After the aerial tour, everyone prepared for the game.
Pharmacist Dou voluntarily gave up.
Naruto and the others were very puzzled and gathered around to ask the reason.
Jun Ikeno naturally understood:
Dou came to take the exam not to win at all, but to collect information for Dashewan.
If the goal is achieved, you will naturally withdraw from the exam to preserve your strength.
After a sneer, he also pretended to surround him.
Dou is speaking passionately, with a super high sense of presence...
And in the teacher's lounge at the moment.
Maitkai, Kakashi, Asma, Kurenai Yuhi, Moonlight Hayate, etc. are chatting.
Their topic of course is the sudden appearance of Orochimaru!
Asma lowered her voice and said:
"I heard a gossip that Orochimaru used to be Konoha's anatomy master, and I heard from my father... and I heard that he is also engaged in organ transplantation, and the money is soaring!"
Kay added:
"I also heard that Hokage-sama wanted him to donate to the orphanage, but he didn't agree!"
"That's right, what did that iron rooster say? If you want to donate money, you have to find someone to be his experimental product!" Asma whispered.
Kakashi was expressionless, flipping through "Kissing Heaven", seemingly not interested in gossip.
But the ears are straighter than anyone else...
Kureni Yuhi was thoughtful: "No wonder Hokage-sama drove him out of Konoha..."
Asma waved her hand quickly.
"Hush! Most people don't know about this news, so don't go out and talk nonsense."
Then he couldn't help but explode a bigger story!
"Do you know the beauty parlor that was banned by the Konoha industry and health department a few years ago?"
Moonlight Gale coughed and nodded.
"I know. At that time, I just got married with Xiyan, and she even went for a beauty treatment. It seems to be called 'White Snake Beauty Salon'!"
"That's right! That's run by Orochimaru's remaining henchmen, who actually monitor and collect information on Konoha."
Yu Hihong was surprised and said: "No way? I have also done beauty treatment, and they have opened several chain stores."
Asma said angrily: "Isn't it, the business of the nightclub opened by my family is hotter..."
Everyone was stunned!
Qi Qi asked:
"The LSP nightclub is opened by your family?!"
Asma slipped her tongue!
This is his family's gray industry...
He scratched his head in embarrassment, and immediately changed the subject.
"It's not important, the key is that Orochimaru's plastic surgery skills are extremely superb! Do you know my father's female apprentice?"
Kurenai Yuhi nodded, "Is it Tsunade Hime-sensei?"
"That's right, it's her!"
Asma looked at the door, and then secretly took out a photo from her body.
It's a recent photo of Tsunade!
"Look, the famous medical ninjas have asked Orochimaru for breast augmentation!"
Everyone immediately joined together.
Kakashi finally stopped being reserved and leaned forward.
"Depend on!"
"day!"
"wipe!"
The angle of this photo is very tricky, which fully reflects the turbulent waves of the big beauty.
As long as a man looks at it, his blood will boil and his nose will bleed.
"Hey, what are you talking about?"
Mitarai Anzuki walked in.
Everyone just wiped away the nosebleed and stopped the topic of Orochimaru.
"It's nothing, hehe, let's go, the exam is about to start..."
Exam hall.
Moonlight Gale announced the preliminaries rules.
The electronic display on the wall lights up.
Another product of a crooked technology tree...
(Although I don’t want to write about the boring preliminaries, but this is the core plot of the Chunin exam. For a brief description, please refer to episodes 38-51 for details. There are 13 episodes in total...OMG)
The first game: Sasuke VS red armor.
On the surface, the red armor is a former student of Konoha, but in fact it is a spy of Otonin Village.
As soon as the battle started, Sasuke was pressed by him every step of the way.
Because of the curse seal, not only was he unable to use Sharingan, but he was also absorbed by the special skill of the red armor.
Fortunately, Sasuke finally defeated him with his self-created physical technique "lion combo".
Immediately, he was taken away by Kakashi, and went to cast the evil magic circle...
The second round: Oil Girl Shino VS Yunnin Village Glasses Man (Original Ninja Trio was KO'd to death by Jun Ikeno)
The man with glasses is obviously a top student, so he did his homework well in advance.
The information of each contestant is clearly grasped.
He just pulled out a bottle of super mixed bug spray.
"Hey, this contains cockroaches, tetramine, mirex, and mosquito repellent... It is definitely a must-have thing for people to kill people and insects. Let me kill you today male."
Zhi Nao calmly said, "My bugs are getting tired of the insecticides sold in the market, so come on!"
In the end, Shino used the worm to get into the guy's body, and it exploded...
The third match: Kankuro VS Jian Meicheng.
Kenmisumi dislocated Kankuro's joints from the very beginning and grabbed him.
But what is grasped is actually just a doll.
The situation was reversed for a while, and finally Kankuro won.
The fourth game: Ino VS Sakura.
Inoshita successfully released the technique of turning around, and controlled Sakura to raise her hand to abstain.
But Sakura is also an awesome existence, she just struggled to turn her heart around.
Exhausted, the two made the final blow.
Both sides received a punch and fell to the ground, resulting in a draw.
Fifth match: Concubine Tian VS Concubine Ju.