Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

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Knowing the truth, she almost burst into tears. Every time Kazuma used the reason of being an adventurer, he would be inexplicably imagined. If he told her, even Kazuma probably wouldn't believe that he was so noble!

No wonder even Kazuma felt ashamed. Although this guy is a bit eccentric, he can be quite upright at times. He will never take what doesn't belong to him.

"From an outsider's perspective, this team seems perfect... but who understands the hardships they've endured! Haha."

Dr. Roman couldn't help but chuckle to himself, never expecting that Kazuma's team would appear to outsiders as such an excellent team.

A tank whose basic attacks can only miss, a damage dealer who only gets one shot a day, a healer who only knows how to clown around, and a support who maxes out their underwear-stealing skill...

In other words, she is an ape-like goddess, a mage with a hole in her head, a perverted masochist, and a sadistic captain!

Haha, this team is perfect!

Chapter 489 The Pyramid Scheme Den, the Axis Cult!

Since there was a bonfire party, the dim-witted goddess Aqua wasn't going to sit idly by; she immediately began performing her banquet magic on Wiz.

"One more time, one more performance! I'll pay, so please do it again!"

Kazuma wasn't idle either; he used his newly learned forging skills to repair Darkness's armor, tapping away at the damaged areas with a small hammer.

[It wasn't until I heard some commotion coming from Aqua's side that I looked over, and I was immediately speechless: "That guy might as well just make a living off this!"]

"As expected, the Goddess of Banquets! The all-powerful skills of flowers, birds, wind, and moon, and it seems that Aqua has used all her skill points to upgrade this thing!"

"Forging skills? You really know how to play. Your skill points are scattered, which is a bit like an adventurer's style! It's just a bit of an imbalance for a hero."

As everyone knows, this goddess is good at everything except serious matters, and she always comes in handy in these inexplicable situations.

What surprised everyone the most was that Kazuma seemed to know everything! He could even repair the armor underneath; what kind of random skills did he have?

Although no one objected to learning true forging, a brave warrior...

And isn't it a bit redundant to repair Darkness's armor? It seems like the armor has never been of any use to her.

Sword Art Online World

"He hasn't leveled up his attack skills much, but his support skills are getting more and more comprehensive. 02 truly lives up to his reputation as the only one in the team who actually does anything, but..."

Even Asuna was a little surprised to see Kazuma repairing his armor. As a hero, was it really appropriate to allocate skill points so in such a skewed way?

Kirito, on the other hand, admired Kazuma: "He's trying to make up for the team's weaknesses as much as possible. Anyway, the team's damage output is already enough! There's no need to learn any more attack skills."

Blacksmith, archer, thief, a bunch of basic magic, lich skills... He learns everything, focusing on the practicality of skills.

Moreover, most of the skills were learned to balance the team's coordination. Kazuma is a smart man; he actually knows what his team lacks most.

After all, the team was full of stubborn people: one was obsessed with explosive magic, another with defense, and the third was an idiot goddess who only learned banquet skills.

Otherwise, the giant frog in the beginner village wouldn't have become their lifelong enemy!

[While sleeping that night, Kazuma suddenly sensed something approaching the convoy, and everyone else was awakened by the noise.]

Kazuma used his clairvoyance skill to investigate and discovered a large number of unidentified creatures approaching. After an adventurer threw a torch over, everyone realized that they were actually a group of zombies!

"I'll leave this to you. I'll go get Aqua!" Kazuma said to Darkness before running off to find Aqua. "Now's the time to repay everyone's kindness. Darkness caused everyone a lot of trouble during the day."

But to his surprise, the undead had already surrounded Aqua.

Aqua, who was sleeping while clutching a bottle of alcohol, opened her eyes to find herself surrounded by a group of zombies. She immediately screamed, "Whoaaaaa! What's going on? Why am I surrounded by undead as soon as I wake up?!"

[Could this be... Kazuma suddenly realized something was wrong; these zombies might have been attracted by Aqua.]

However, Aqua's title as the goddess wasn't given lightly. With a wave of her hand, she conjured a massive magic circle and unleashed a mass purification spell: "Turn Undead!"

In the blink of an eye, all the zombies were completely eliminated, and even Wiz, who was also an undead, was almost purified along with them.

[The crowd cheered as they watched Aqua spin around in the center of the magic circle, bottle in hand, while simultaneously performing her romantic and poetic arts.]

"What a beautiful priestess! She's like a goddess!"

"Although zombie attacks are rare, it's great that the priest is traveling with us!"

Just as everyone was cheering for Aqua, only Kazuma, who knew the truth, looked worried and said, "I'm... I'm so sorry..."

The unsuspecting shopkeeper was about to bring a bag of gold coins to thank them, and Kazuma hugged Aqua tightly, bursting into tears: "I'm so sorry, accepting your money will bring divine retribution!"

"..." The gazes of the people from other worlds became subtle. This boss should just stop using his supernatural powers. If you knew the truth, you wouldn't have this attitude!

During the day, it was Darkness who brought them here, and at night... well, Kazuma, you've had a tough time, surrounded by people who bring trouble and cause problems.

Stop now, Kazuma! The area outside is full of Aqua. You'll never be able to repay this favor. Now you owe the boss again. Who told your team to max out their taunt skills?

Academy City World

"Hey, hey, hey, don't forget you have an undead in your team! Wiz got caught in the crossfire for no reason." Kamijou felt sorry for Wiz; he almost died while taking a nap and was innocently dragged into this mess.

Aqua relentlessly harassed Wiz, while also taking advantage of the situation to attack her allies. Luckily, her teammates were high-level and weren't instantly killed!

Seeing the middle-aged man about to hand over money again, even Misaki Shokuhou couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle: "Pfft... Hahaha, is this what they call being sold out and still having to help the seller count the money!"

Strange misunderstandings have increased again. The monster was attracted by Aqua, and she was the one who repelled it, forming a whole industry chain. Not only can they get rewards, but they can also gain a wave of goodwill.

It might not be good for my conscience; if I accepted this money, I'd probably have to get up in the middle of the night and slap myself... I'm really not human.

After all, the accidents that happened on the road were all their fault. With such a kind and righteous boss, Kazuma couldn't possibly accept the money!

Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon

"I've wanted to say this for a long time, she really does sleep with that bottle of wine!" Ishtar looked at Aqua with a dark expression.

You're a goddess! Not some old man kicked out of his house by his wife. What's with your middle-aged man-like personality?

Those adventurers must have some eye problems, how could they say that Aqua looks like a goddess? Have you ever seen a goddess casting spells with a wine bottle?!

She no longer expects Aqua to maintain her goddess dignity; she just hopes Aqua can evolve from an ape into a human—it's just too shameful!

The next day, the group successfully arrived at their destination, the city of water and hot springs. Unlike the starting village, this place was also inhabited by elves and dwarves.

Since arriving here, Aqua has become much more lively and seems quite excited: "Ask me anything about this town! After all, this is the headquarters of the Axis Cult, which has received my blessing."

Kazuma panicked instantly. The Axis Cult, full of eccentric characters? This was their headquarters? No wonder Aqua thought that.

Suddenly, a group of cult members surrounded the group, displaying immense enthusiasm: "If you're looking for work, please be sure to join the Axis Cult!"

"You can make money just by spreading Axis here! Join us, join us!"

Kazuma wasn't stupid; naturally, he wouldn't join such a dubious cult. After politely declining their offer, he began looking for an inn.

[While unconscious, Wiz discovers a strange river in front of her, and the headless horseman stands on the other side, waving at her and urging her to come quickly!]

Wiz instantly woke up to find that Kazuma had saved her with his Absorption Touch! Afterwards, Kazuma and Darkness decided to take a stroll around town.

Soon, the two arrived at the center of the town and saw the enormous statue of the water goddess. Darkness couldn't help but gasp in astonishment.

"What a beautiful statue of a goddess!"

Kazuma stared at the statue of the water goddess, then fell silent after connecting it to the image of Aqua… This is a scam, isn’t it?

"The Axis religion seems a bit too zealous; it's an incredibly suspicious religious group!"

After all, how normal can you expect a religious group that worships a mentally challenged goddess to be? Just look at the wise eyes of those followers, and you'll know they're a bunch of brilliant people!

Promoting Axis can make money? This is a pyramid scheme, and this place is a pyramid scheme den!

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"A cult of mentally challenged followers of a goddess who governs the mentally challenged... It feels like worshipping Aqua would lower your IQ." Red A looked at the ridiculously enthusiastic cult members with some surprise. They were being far too enthusiastic towards strangers.

Rin Tohsaka rolled her eyes speechlessly: "If they can all worship Aqua, how high can their IQ be?"

"Doesn't anyone care about Wiz? That's the River of Three Crossings, isn't it? It's definitely the River of Three Crossings!"

Good heavens, the Headless Horseman is already waving across the river. If Kazuma had been any later, Wiz would have almost been killed.

Although he is the King of the Undead, he is still a mage, and his resistance is not as strong as that of the Headless Horseman!

Emiya Shirou paused, then said, "I should say that the statue itself is the biggest problem. How does this goddess statue resemble Aqua at all?"

These believers are being portrayed so idealized! They're like two completely different people; they must be wearing such thick filters.

P.S.: Haha, what follows is an astonishing display of cunning!

Chapter 490 Welcome to the City of Schemes! Would you like to join the Axis Cult?

Just as Kazuma and Darkness were about to stroll around the territory of the Axis Cult, a young girl suddenly fell down behind them.

The apples she was holding also fell to the ground, and out of kindness, the two of them helped her pick them up...

The girl suddenly blushed and took Kazuma's hand very proactively: "Can I thank you properly? There's a café run by the Axis Cult up ahead, let's go there and chat."

Upon hearing about the Axis religion, Kazuma, who had initially harbored some anticipation, immediately wanted to run away: "No need!"

Just as Kazuma was about to leave, the girl grabbed his cloak and held on tightly: "Please wait! Actually, I'm very good at fortune telling. Let me tell your fortune as a token of my gratitude!"

Kazuma begins to try to break free from the girl's grasp: "Hey, I really don't need to... Let go, let go of me, it hurts!"

"The divination results are in; you're about to encounter misfortune." The girl, gripped by a frenzy, began to pull at Kazuma. "But if you join the Axis Cult now, you can avoid this misfortune!"

"Join now! Join now!"

Looking at the girl with shining eyes, even the usually eccentric Kazuma was a little scared: "Something terrible has happened right in front of me, Darkness, save me!"

Faced with Kazuma's plea for help, Darkness immediately revealed her Eris Cult emblem, stating her identity: "I am a follower of the Eris Cult..."

"Pah!" Before she could finish speaking, the girl's expression changed completely. Gone was her previous fervor; instead, she spat into the road with a look of disgust.

[Then she silently released Kazuma, picked up her shopping bag, and quickly walked away from them, glancing back at them again... "Pah!"]