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Everyone was dumbfounded when they saw Darkness being mistaken for a model knight by the adventurers again... Do you guys have such vivid imaginations?!
Darkness didn't even use any taunt skills, because they were all coming for her anyway, not as noble as you think.
And the reason she rushed to block the attack was simply because this guy is a pervert who can't resist experiencing bondage play whenever he sees a rope! Don't be fooled.
Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon
Looking at Kazuma, who was inwardly criticizing her, Fujimaru Ritsuka shook her head helplessly: "I feel like if I praise him a few more times, Kazuma will want to find a place to bury his head in."
The adventurers praised the story while making up their own interpretations, which made He Zhenqing, the only one who knew the truth, feel quite embarrassed, since they were the ones who had caused the mess.
Da Vinci was somewhat stunned: "Darkies really doesn't have any inherent skills to change common sense... How come I always seem to misunderstand her!"
When Darkness jumped onto the rope on her own initiative, it was as if she had laid her cards on the table and made it clear that she was a pervert. Yet, she was still misunderstood as protecting them!
He's clearly just a masochist and a pervert, yet he always gets inexplicably misunderstood as someone ready to sacrifice himself for a cause—it's like he's divinely aided!
Chapter 488 The "Perfect" Team in the Eyes of Outsiders!
[A test of courage race... a speed game where you rush towards a hard obstacle at extremely high speed and then narrowly escape at the last second to prove your bravery!]
[And this was the obstacle they had chosen—Darkness, her hands and feet bound!]
"It's here! It's here!" Seeing the high-flying eagle getting closer, Darkness, who was still bound, immediately stood up, her face flushed with excitement and eager to try: "Kazuma, this time... this time it really won't work! We're going to get hit!"
Just as the high-flying eagle was about to crash into Darkness, it soared over her in a Fosbury Flop maneuver, then continued its sprint as if nothing had happened.
[Other high-jumping kites followed, but one after another, they all leaped over Darkness in various strange postures, such as straddles and scissor jumps, before colliding with her.]
Darkness, that unpredictable and twisted woman, became even more excited upon seeing this: "Could this be part of a seduction play? This feeling of almost bumping into someone is quite a unique experience."
Kazuma felt ashamed for her and quickly told her to shut up: "Okay, so many people are watching you, shut up!"
"This guy is hopeless, he's too outrageous! I wouldn't say anything if we bumped into each other, since he's a pervert, but he actually seems to be enjoying it even though we didn't..."
"An angel's face, a devil's heart, Darkness is so beautiful, so why is she a pervert!"
"One Zero" was still there, and everyone really couldn't understand what was so embarrassing about Darkness.
She used to feel shy like a normal girl when she saw Kazuma's Holy Sword, so why doesn't she feel shy about making such a perverted face in public now...?
Type-Moon Fifth World War
Looking at the monstrous Darkness, Rin Tohsaka swallowed nervously and said dryly, "Kazuma wants her to get married and leave the team, so it's not entirely incomprehensible..."
This is considered a severe case of psychopathism! Keeping such a psychopath by your side must be quite stressful.
Even the usually eccentric Kazuma felt ashamed for her, after all, it was just too outrageous, and even the shameless Kazuma couldn't hold back.
Ilya, still in a daze, had just gained another strange worldview! What kind of weird companions did Kazuma bring along?
"I suddenly realized that the most eccentric Kazuma is actually the only normal person in the team who feels ashamed for Darkness!"
Megumin only has explosion magic in her mind, and Aqua is even more clueless... No wonder they were both unmoved by Darkness's perverted nature.
[Then the other adventurers joined the fight, but unfortunately, there were simply too many monsters, and their efforts were largely ineffective.]
What terrified them even more was that after the flock of high-flying kites passed through the convoy, they actually circled around and came back! Clearly, they wanted to do it again.
Kazuma, watching Darkness writhing on the ground, suddenly had a brilliant idea: "Uncle! Are there any cliffs around here?"
The coachman said there were no cliffs nearby, but there were caves where they could take shelter from the rain. Kazuma immediately thought of a solution and told Megumin and Aqua to get into the carriage quickly.
"It's time to go, Darkness!"
Kazuma was about to pick up Darkness and leave, but he almost ground his teeth to powder and couldn't straighten his back: "She's too heavy, I can't lift her."
Darkness, with a hopeful look in her eyes, began to persuade Kazuma: "Just tie me to the back of the carriage with a rope and hold me there. It's too urgent, so there's no other way! Don't be shy, come on."
Kazuma had never seen such a bizarre request, but the situation was urgent, so he had no choice but to do it: "If you can't hold on, just say so, and I'll untie you right away!"
Darkness was so excited she couldn't hear Kazuma's words. Her face was flushed, and she kept squirming, looking on with anticipation: "To be tied up like this, dragged by a carriage, and chased by male birds like this..."
Before she could finish speaking, she was dragged along by the carriage, successfully attracting the attention of all the male birds. Darkness, being pulled behind the carriage, was practically ecstatic.
"Kazuma! This is wonderful, so wonderful! This feeling! This feeling of being treated like an object."
Aqua, sitting in the carriage, looked at Darkness being dragged along and seemed somewhat frightened: "I know Kazuma is a sadist, but this is going too far!"
Instantly, everyone in the carriage cast disapproving looks at Kazuma as if he were trash.
"It's beyond saving, next one! Is this the reason for the urgency? I don't even want to call you out on it, but you're probably hoping to be treated like this!"
Good heavens, if everyone didn't know Darkness's true nature, they would have thought this was some kind of cruel punishment; it was just too abstract!
This isn't just talk; it's a genuine enjoyment of pain, an incurable masochist.
But I have to say, this guy, while a monster, is also incredibly tough. Dragging him like that would have killed most people hundreds of times over for an average person.
Academy City World
"I'm afraid everyone will drool after they're cured..." Looking at this somewhat cruel scene, Shirai Kuroko took a deep breath, trying to ease her tension.
Even Shirai Kuroko, who considers herself a pervert, is ashamed of herself in this regard. Hanging herself on a carriage and being dragged around? Is that something a human would do?
She thinks every pervert is perverted! In terms of perversion, she would call Darkness the strongest!
Misaka Mikoto gained a deeper understanding of Kazuma: "As expected of a champion of gender equality, any normal person would refuse such a request!"
Although she knew Darkness's true nature, even she felt it was somewhat cruel to watch Darkness being dragged along like this.
[The carriage was moving too slowly, and they were still some distance from the cave; if this continued, they would soon be overtaken.]
At the crucial moment, Wiz stepped in: "Bottomless Swamp"
Meanwhile, a huge swamp appeared between the carriage and the leaping eagle. The eagle, which was running at the front, was already stuck in the swamp and could not move, gradually sinking down.
The carriage successfully distanced itself from the ostriches, but the latter quickly circled the swamp and continued their pursuit. As for their target, Darkness…
"Hahaha! This kind of pathetic state that a nobleman shouldn't be in... No... no! Don't look at me in such a wretched state!"
Darkness was clearly still enjoying herself, blushing and crying out for no, her expression growing increasingly dazed.
Aqua diligently cast healing spells on Darkness, who was being dragged behind the carriage: "Hea1, Hea1... Keep it up, Darkness!"
Fortunately, they had already reached the cave entrance, and the driver executed a 360-degree drift, bringing the carriage to a stop at the cave entrance.
Kazuma quickly jumped off the carriage, and with Aqua's power buff, he picked up Darkness, spun her around once, and threw her out.
"Ahhh, very good, very good indeed! This kind of humiliation, as expected of Kazuma, dragging me along for so long and then throwing me to feed the monsters."
Darkness, thrown out, landed face-first at the cave entrance, followed by a cracking sound and then instant silence.
[The high-flying eagles leaped over Darkness one after another, soaring into the cave, before finally ending the farce with Megumin's Explosion Magic.]
"That coachman is really something else! That carriage drifting is amazing! A carriage can drift..."
"Aqua's power buff is amazing. She threw Darkness, who Kazuma couldn't have handled, so far... That landing sound sounds familiar!"
The sound of Darkness landing made everyone feel like they'd heard it somewhere before... and it must have been recently.
After a moment of contemplation, the expressions of the people from the other worlds suddenly changed. Wasn't that the sound of Kazuma snapping his neck last time? No wonder it sounded so familiar!
No wonder Darkness, who was still babbling incessantly with her bizarre remarks in the air, suddenly fell silent; she may very well have vanished in an instant.
Fairy Tail World
"Aqua isn't a goddess, she's a demon! And she's adding healing magic in this situation!" Lucy looked somewhat terrified.
Isn't this a cruel form of torture? Being healed while being dragged by a carriage, experiencing a living hell, is simply devilish.
Mira smiled gently: "I always felt that Wiz could handle these monsters by himself; after all, he's a high-ranking officer in the Demon King's army."
With a wave of her hand, she unleashed a swamp spell. The sheer range of the spell demonstrated her extraordinary abilities, but it's also possible that her race or other racial restrictions limited her power during the day.
Aqua, needless to say, has seemingly endless magical power, and she throws out healing magic like it's free.
The only slight pity is that Aqua's healing skills don't seem to be able to cure masochists... She can heal the body, but not the mind.
As night fell, the caravan held a bonfire party, and Kazuma and the others were hailed as heroes! The caravan leader handed Kazuma a perfectly roasted piece of meat.
"You guys are all incredibly amazing! I never expected to find a great mage capable of unleashing explosive magic, and a high priest who can easily heal the wounded!"
"And the brave crusader who fearlessly lured them away! This young lady can even use advanced magic like swamp magic to stop them from advancing!"
"And then there's your cleverness in using initial assessments to lure the enemy into a cave and capture them all!"
Kazuma grew increasingly uneasy as he listened. Now, he dared not say that the monsters had been lured there by their group of crusader knights.
Please forgive me, it's not like that at all! It's all our fault.
To express his gratitude, the uncle prepared some reward for them, but Kazuma quickly declined, saying, "As adventurers, participating in battles is only natural."
The uncle was deeply moved, covering his face with his hands and tears welling up in his eyes: "What great people! I never imagined that in such a materialistic world, there would still be true adventurers like you!"
Kazuma couldn't help but cover his face, saying, "I can't accept such fraudulent compensation."
"At first glance, what the uncle said seems to make perfect sense, but for some reason, it gives me a kind of 'painful' feeling."
"Hahaha, this reason 5.3 sounds familiar. Last time Aqua caused trouble, she used the same reason to fool the prosecutor, didn't she?"
The way the uncle praised him made everyone feel embarrassed for Kazuma. It was all a misunderstanding!
He's not as noble as you think; he's just unable to shake off his own mistakes, and his conscience is aching.
Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon
Da Vinci watched the screen with interest: "Tsk tsk, the pangs of conscience! If I take this money, I probably won't be able to sleep tonight."